There are a ton of great playoff previews out there in the blogosphere so I will avoid boring you with another. Instead, I’m rolling out my predictions via haiku’s. Feel free to give your predictions in the comments and if you are feeling adventurous, try it in haiku.

THE EASTERN CONFERENCE

Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Chicago Bulls
Get the rods ready
Over before it begins
The King busts a move
Prediction: Cavaliers in 4

Orlando Magic vs. Charlotte Bobcats
GOAT on the sideline
But Superman on the court
Stan don’t need a suit
Prediction: Magic in 5

Atlanta Hawks vs. Milwaukee Bucks
Squad 6 can’t save them
Fear the Deer but not the team
Joe, Josh, Jamal. Dagger
Prediction: Hawks in 5

Boston Celtics vs. Miami Heat
Fine wine they are not
Depth not required, youth wins
Old folks home awaits
Prediction: Heat in 7

THE WESTERN CONFERENCE

Los Angeles Lakers vs. Oaklahoma City
A team ruled by Zen
Present vs The Future
It’s showtime once more
Prediction: Lakers in 5

Dallas Mavericks vs. San Antonio Spurs
Pop may pop a vein
There will be no straws needed
Dirkus Circus time (©TBJ)
Prediction: Mavericks in 6

Phoenix Suns vs. Portland Trailblazers
Suns will use their pace
The stretcher is on standby
Nash, he still got IT.
Prediction: Suns in 6

Utah Jazz vs. Denver Nuggets
Denver Ink at work
Melo makes it look easy
Jazz with no answer
Prediction: Nuggets in 7

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